What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...