Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
New College Courses for Men…
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!