Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...