What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...