Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...