The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....