Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”