Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...