Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...