3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...