Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...