Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...