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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...