He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...