Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...