Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...