Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...