Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...