Men and Parking Spots
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Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...