Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
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Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
They sit eggsaminations!
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Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...