Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...