I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!