Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...