Is there a way to thank you?
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Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Blonde goes flying
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The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
50/50 relationship
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walking holiday in Ireland
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Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...