Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...