The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...