Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...