Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...