Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...