Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...