Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.