Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...