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Now that I’m older…
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Risk of plane bombs
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Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
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Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...