Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...