What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...