Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...