Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...