Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...