Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...