Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...