I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...