What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...