The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...