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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
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Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.