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If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Confusing women!!
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Marry You
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Commonality In Sexes
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...