Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?