Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...