Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...