Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.