Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!