Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...