Friend of the Groom?
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Went Fishing, Got Caught
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
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How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
How to impress a woman.
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The Crystal Glass Bowl
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Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!