Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...