Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...