I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...