Top nine reasons computers must be female
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Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.