A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!