I want to take money with me
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Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Clarinet jokes
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The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...