Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....