Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...