Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...