A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...