Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...